justcallmespike:

killercuties:

mellow-elbow:

artistically-gay:

blapis-blazuli:

crocodile-dandy:

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

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Happy Anniversary, y’all.


mangolesbian:

googledocsdyke:

unrelatedly people are always like “lmao what was supernatural doing in superwholock” and i’ve said that myself in the past but actually no. what was SHERLOCK doing in superwholock. like i know the answer is queerbait but also like. supernatural and doctor who as sprawling sci fi behemoths lasting longer than is plausible deliberately veering into ridiculousness featuring a Heroes Breeze Into Town monster of the week format and universe-level stakes and a WHOLE lot of speculative “what if what if what if” . sandbox shows cultural curiosities. sherlock is NOTHING she’s DUST. britishness does not a similarity make

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words that immediately knock me out cold


Tumblr Code.

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

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overlord-puffin:

teiden33-deactivated20200616:

haruhi-sama:

what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi

they became k-pop fans

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Tags: #God.

unpretty:

berenswick:

unpretty:

unpretty:

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

a family curse

CRUELLA???