It’s a very common mistake for people to see their fictional blorbos engaging in calm, rational discussion about their feelings and say things like “aww, such healthy communication!” without recognizing the telltale signs of authorial mouthpiecing, which is a very stressful and unhealthy situation for blorbos to be in.
Blorbos thrive on melodrama, and require lots of space in their stories to scream and cry and break things and talk past one another while their voices crack and they make horrible gurgling noises from the weight of all their emotions in order to get the enrichment they need. While they do engage in catharsis naturally from time to time, it’s a very sparing occurence and should not be forced.
Recent trends in blorbo breeding have authors and fans alike selecting for increased catharsis output and “behavior modeling”, with little consideration for the effect this has on their ability to perform their vital functions. For example, in the above video, Alice explains to Bob that she feels hurt by his actions at the softball tournament in a measured and even tone, without even throwing so much as a lamp in his direction. Bob, rather than getting defensive and doubling down, responds by considering Alice’s feelings and offering to make up for the transgression. Throughout the conversation they both use terminology ripped either directly from the DSM-V or the most recent thinkpiece the author had read. These blorbos are suffering from severe drama malnutrition.
While videos like this might seem cute and heartwarming at first glance, it’s important to stay aware of the ongoing trend of blorbo abuse behind the scenes. Misinformation about proper blorbo care is rampant online and many authors arent even aware they’re doing anything wrong.
Please spread this post to help raise awareness. Remember: Blorbos are happiest when theyre miserable!
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roy mustang is one of those characters that improves the more you watch, because at the beginning you see him and think he’s an idiot and a dick, and then you watch a little more and you think he’s not quite an idiot but he is a dick, and then you watch further and you realize that he’s not an idiot at all and he is in fact a very kind person, and then you keep watching and it turns out that even if he’s selfless he’s still a dick, and then you watch some more and you realize that he’s an immensely guilty and complicated man who understands how unforgivable his actions were and acknowledges the necessity of moving forward and trying to fix things but his version of trying to fix things involves outright treason and a coup, and then you get to the very end of the series and it turns out whatever moral compass he has is hard won and partially outsourced and he’s always struggling against his grief and anger and his incredible cleverness is both a weakness and a strength but his real power is his bonds with others, and then you rewatch and you realize that he really is an idiot and a dick
Why are there ppl who legitimately care about queen elizabeth? Like what has she personally done for them that they care for her?
Okay, what’s the rest of y’all’s excuses?
She’s not gonna fuck you, and even if she did she wouldn’t be any good at it
she did and she was
Amen to that.
Damn, Throat-GOAT QLiz on a country wide sloppy fest?
The day after Velvet Mouth Lizzie dies, Big Ben is gonna get destroyed in a freak storm. One last tornado blowjob before she gets dragged down to Hell with Philip.
This post suddenly getting a lot of notes is how I got the news
femalegoodra was one of those perfect examples of a controversy that managed to piss off absolutely everyone on all sides of every political spectrum there was because there just kept being new angles of batshit
that shit was wild, you had transphobes mad at this dude for trying to argue that all male goodras were actually just trans when they are MALE it says it RIGHT THERE, you had trans people mad at him for his assertion that any goodra marked as male was just “confused”, you had people mad about the fact that his entire argument for all goodras being female was that he thought they were too pretty to possibly have male ones and game freak had just made a mistake and made male ones on accident, you had people gawking at this dude being openly horny on main over a slug, you had purists that were honestly just outraged someone didn’t understand the game mechanics and kept trying to explain pokemon gender ratios to him, you had people trying to explain to him how subjectivity worked and how not everything with wide hips is there for you to fuck, you had people angry at him for male goodra porn erasure over their god-given right to put dicks on slug dragons instead
like every single person on the internet simultaneously lined up to kick this guy’s ass, it was incredible
the porn ban was the worst thing that happened to this place and these dudes are now an endangered species
Strega is what happens when a 24 y/o discord edgelord, an avid redditor and the average teenage girl from tumblr meet up irl and cause havoc and nothing in the later games has been able to top this.
